its no fun playing the dozens with alt-lit post grad poets.

I’m not worried about my popularity because I’m not that girl who GAF about being liked.

Could part of the problem be the American Puritanical views on sex, sexuality, and relationships? Is it because someone is actually in fear, or their puritan sensibilities are bruised?

You sent that snappy “troll” comment to yourself—see below. I hope you enjoyed the era of mediocre white men getting over. See yourself out now.

You sound like someone who has been harassing women for a long time and is now displaying performative confusion about things that all decent people know to be wrong. Save the dinner theater, Hollis. Just stop bothering the women at your job already.

Sorry to break this to you, but you are the loud, ridiculous coworker that everyone else hates.

“lulz”? Are you a child? Is this 2003?

You brought up your stupid penis in the first place; if you don’t want it insulted, don’t bring it up, genius. I guess they didn’t teach you common sense at Hollywood Upstairs Medical College.

“Don’t hold me responsible for colluding with rapists once they get caught.”

Do you actually think your sad, flabby penis has a purpose in the workplace?

So are we forgiving these pathetic messes or what? I need a consensus on this because I’m feeling very “burn it all to the ground” rn, yet this snuffle-headed apology from Dave Becky (christ almighty, is that actually your real name, man?) is better than what some of Jezebel’s terrible feminist icons like Kate Winslet…

And Freak0naut has already acquired his own little fanboy in this thread, a sad person who is tragically misapplying vocabulary words to support Freak0naut in his “truth telling.”

Did he ask you to go rollerskating on Saturday?? :D

If it’s that difficult for you not to say sexual things to colleagues, comments that are utterly irrelevant to the job for which you’ve been hired and that nearly any basic moron would realize is inappropriate conversation among non-intimates particularly in a workplace setting, then maybe you’re not professional or…

I’ve spent my professional life with people for whom unhealthy levels of drinking and terrible romantic choices are par for the course, and yet no one—except for the assholes who were known to be sexual harassers—ever needed to have these boundaries spelled out.

So you currently work the cash register for Mommy and Daddy, and back when you worked the drive-thru window you assumed that all your colleagues were fucking in the bathroom. Got it.

God forbid that less alcohol be served in the workplace.

What do we do about all of these coworkers who are having sex?

Is it really that difficult not to say sexual things to one’s coworkers?

I’m reading tihs whole thread amazed that you won’t—not can’t, but won’t, bceause I’m getting the feeling that one of your kinks is prolonging this stupid discussion—make a distinction between mutual behavior such as flirting, which YES WE KNOW YOU DON’T DO BECAUSE YOU DON’T DATE COWORKERS, and one-directional, blunt…