If I felt like a trans person tricked me, i might be mad enough to kill them

TheSkimm is a shitty site for dumbassed white women. I’m depressed too but I don’t use it as an excuse to lower my journalistic standards.

You seem very defensive about your own intelligence, and if you can’t find a decent local TV news team it’s probably because you haven’t tried very hard. “TV news makes me want to stab myself in the face”—what a lovely thing to say about your collegaues. You are the venal bubblehead for whom the Skimm was made. Please…

You seem very defensive about your own intelligence, and if you can’t find a decent local TV news team it’s probably because you haven’t tried very hard. “TV news makes me want to stab myself in the face”—what a lovely thing to say about your collegaues. You are the venal bubblehead for whom the Skimm was made. Please…

Willa has a terribly obvious nose job as well, although nothing on a Bella Hadid or Anthony Scaramucci level. Still ... it’s aggressive and bad work.

I’m having trouble not rolling my eyes at some of the other comments here spoken from their high horse. I mean, we’re on Jezebel FFS

I’m sorry, I have to back up others here. I’m surrounded by journalist and editorial types and news junkies. Absolutely no one reads this site.

The thing is, if you are like this—I certainly am—then you don’t become a bridesmaid and you don’t attend bachelorette parties. It’s not hard. It does not mean you won’t have friends. You may not have a pack of GIRLFRANDS!! whom you have vomitty, 12-mimosa brunches with every Sunday, but you also won’t be that heinous…

You are a chore. I forgot about this exchange what feels like eons ago. YOU may want to bring it up with your therapist, though?

Um, no one?

I am a professional copy-type person. You are correct: It’s WACK. Everyone else can STFU

This same evidence you cite (“literally,” lololol) could as easily be considered justifictaion and explanation for irrational behavior, because the majority of human beings are idiots and will act against their own self-preservation, and then blame their “instincts” (or big butts).

This same evidence you vaguely cite (and “literally,” lololol) could as easily be considered justifictaion and explanation for irrational behavior, because the majority of human beings are idiots and will act against their own self-preservation, and then blame their “instincts” (or big butts).

This is ridiculous. Our hearts may be attracted to people we should otherwise avoid, but our minds make the decision to actually go through with being with these people. Humans are not on autopilot. Not speaking of Karruche specifically, who probably was subjected to prolonged grooming and bait-and-switch, but…

This is ridiculous. Our hearts may be attracted to people we should otherwise avoid, but our minds make the decision to actually go through with being with these people. Humans are not on autopilot. Not speaking of Karruche specifically, who probably was subjected to prolonged grooming and bait-and-switch, but…

When I first read about this kerfuffle, my immediate thought was that a case could be made that a girl—Gertie (Drew Barrymore)—was the lead in Spielberg’s arguably most famous film, E.T., if only because the actual lead child Eliott was kind of a drip, sorry to say (although Henry Thomas is indeed very talented), and…

I have had jobs with so much downtime that I started doing freelance work while at the job, aka double dipping, aka GETTING PAID TWICE AS MUCH IN HALF THE TIME SON! If one has nothing to do at work, work on your novel instead. Pay your bills and deal with other personal paperwork. Become amazing at 2048 and leave…

I have had jobs with so much downtime that I started doing freelance work while at the job, aka double dipping, aka GETTING PAID TWICE AS MUCH IN HALF THE TIME SON! If one has nothing to do at work, work on your novel instead. Pay your bills and deal with other personal paperwork. Become amazing at 2048 and leave…

Book deals for middling blogger types typically come with small advances—working for Emily Schuman is not even close to working for Anna Wintour, there’s no Prada money going to be thrown at this “story”—and ghostwriters are expensive and rarely given to anyone but prominent/frontlist-title authors whose books are…

Those heels aren’t even high. That isn’t someone who is not used to high heels, that is somehow who is learning how feet work. I can’t with this heffa.