Well if your brother would like to come here and tell me how much Brooklyn sucks, I’m all ears. You run along now and go bicker pointlessly with someone else, confident in your deluded belief that I hate Ohio.

You’re delving into some weird fan fiction there, homie. You never answered my question: Have you ever even been to Brooklyn? Because generally adults do not say that a neighborhood “sucks” when they haven’t even been anywhere near it in their lives, which I suspect you haven’t.

It was meant more as “Do you even have a dog in this fight?” Not intended to malign Ohio. I can see how it could be read that way, and for that I apologize, but you clearly DON’T have a dog in this fight just as I suspected, so please go bicker needlessly with someone else.

You’re a mind reader now, eh? I have no reason to look down on people outside of the tristate. That’s what self-loathing transplants do.

I’m wondering what makes you say “Bushwick sucks.” Because it’s a typical thing that people who have been here for ten minutes say because they are ashamed that they’re from Ohio (or wherever) and are trying to be cool. Nothing wrong with being from Ohio. Lots wrong with NYC transplants who take some sort of…

Are you telling me this from Ohio?

why she went off the grid and moved to Bushwick (shudder).

I always hear it more as “Just saying, I am obviously the voice of reason and everyone should listen to me, so no need to discuss it further.” And then the proper reply is indeed “Fuck off” ;)

I refuse to form an opinion until we hear from Dustin Nguyen

LOL. Your producer name is GetOffMyLawn

So what you are saying is that he is so much of a party that it cannot be contained to one residence — he is such a party that it is spilling over to next door. We have cracked the code, y’all!

She is different because she is a different person. There are accounts of Johnny being volatile during his time with Winona and his time with Kate. I never heard that about Vanessa, and that is why I did not bring her up.

I think that is probably true which is why I am curious to see if we will hear from Kate or Winona. Although I’m not betting on it because they’re both quite private women, and I also don’t know that they’d want their own dirty laundry aired in public. And if he wasn’t violent with either, it still doesn’t mean either…

Wasn’t the consensus among jezebel commenters, that women would come out in droves to corroborate Amber Heard’s story, namely Paradis and Winona Ryder?

see now THAT is a cool name

Doesn’t it sort of suggest self-lameness? As in, I am not the party — the party is next door? Also, that you haven’t been invited to the party next door, if you are telling people where said party is? I may be overthinking this.

I agree. Paul Bettany can take several seats, but Vanessa is the mother of Depp’s children and if anyone can offer a valid opinion here, it is her. That said, Depp’s relationship with Vanessa could have been wildly different from his one with Heard (I can’t imagine how it wouldn’t be). This entire situation is a…

Yes! I also really enjoyed Burton’s fairly recent film Big Eyes, also Depp-free. Amy Adams was amazing.

I would imagine the French probably aren’t crazy about him either, because after living there for about 15 years he still refused to become a citizen, because he didn’t want to pay taxes there as well as in the U.S. And then he left Vanessa Paradis, one of the country’s most beloved icons since her childhood.

I know. Our 90s icons ... so hermitty, so dignified. :) But it would be EPIC if Winona was like “I have no fucks left to give” and went OFF.