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“Also, vaguely transparent to anyone who took the time to look closely”

I have a theory that we treat people as adults for only about 30 years.

I hope this made sense. I’m not kidding about that conversation over prosecco. I had way more to drink than I was expecting to.

I’m just going to give you a coincidental perspective about things that happened to me today in Ireland.

I read each Trump post explicitly to see what how you will describe him.

We have lengthy discussions on the issue

“usually reasonable burlap sack full of rancid Peeps...” -do you lie awake at night thinking of these? They are simply epic and may get me through the next year with these asshats.

No surprises to me. We’ve got the confrontational “No, you’re an idiot” kind like Dawkins and then we’ve got “No, I know this is going to be an intellectual Vietnam with you so I really don’t want to talk about it” kind like me.

Flounder = Floundah

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Then someone made this goddamned masterpeice with it:

DIY root canals will be covered in another post.

Dangerstyle.

Your mother-in-law is a legend.
Also, is it just me, that I’d much rather someone think I’m having shower sex with my husband than think he’s pooping a foot away from me while I’m in the shower?

I would have to ask them, “Is that how you *feel* or do you have data to back up that assertion?”

What could the added value of a show entitled “What Men Really Think” possibly be? I’m bombarded with male opinions about things every day.

The thing that pains me on a deeper level than a lot of this is the viewpoint that men and women are so goddamn different that any relationship will have nails on chalkboard issues inherent. Of course you’re going to have shitty relationships with that attitude.

Regarding animals in the same terms as people of color might be Jezebel’s hottest, freshest, whitest take yet.

Your story mirrors mine. Me and my partner just decided to go to the courthouse after 9 yrs of living together and get the tax breaks and benefits that married couples get.

And then they banned me anyway.