Most horrifying was on a shuttle bus in Brooklyn. A very agitated woman was mumbling to herself and pacing. She started picking her nose and glaring at other passengers. In typical NYC fashion people just ignored her. She pulled out a huge booger, and quickly WIPED IT UNDER ANOTHER PASSENGER’S NOSE.

Do you feel like marriage brought any change to your relationship?

No prenup. To be honest, it didn’t even occur to me. My partner and I had been living together for so long, we figured we might as well get a tax break out of it. There wasn’t much planning of any sort involved, aside from finding a day when both our schedules were free to go to the courthouse. No regrets so far!

I love absinth too! Not a drink for someone expecting a sugary cocktail, though.

I’ve heard this called a “death in the afternoon” and it’s a shot of absinth (or Pernod) in a glass of Prosecco or cheap Champagne. You wouldn’t use the fancy stuff. The sweetness of the bubbly tempers the bitterness of the absinth. For what it’s worth, I think it’s a delicious

Right? What a weird suggestion. My fingers are always stained for a day or two after cooking with it.

I recently hired Dr. Trust to get me out of the grey and it's working! Dude is LEGIT.

I broke up with Mr CunnyBird and we ended up getting back together and eventually getting married. But only because he hired this spell-caster dude. I'm trapped by the bounds of a dark magik. I hate to break it to you, but Missus Chritter probably has a voodoo doll of you tied up in chains hidden away somewhere. It's…

Anyone who is interested at all in black music culture, or even music history in general, should check out Q-Tip and Tribe Called Quest. It's a sad state of affairs when Iggy Azalea is better known than Q-Tip.

Ok, I know it's probably pointless to explain this, but his stage name refers to Queens. You know, Queens, NY? The birthplace of hip hop? Hence the Q.

How is it even possible to not know Q-Tip?

I need more stars for this comment. Unless she's secretly pulling all the strings in the background, she must be bored out of her brilliant mind.

EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW

My local grocery store has had a huge bin of cinnamon scented pine cones and candy canes by the entrance for a MONTH already. Christmas cookie displays went up last week. It is an abomination. I'd boycott the place, but that is where all the local firemen do their shopping, so I'm torn! War brings such tough…

OH SHIT, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DIETING RIGHT NOW? Damn, I had no idea. And here I was not worrying about my weight like some kind of freak. Guess I should have read the bride-to-be handbook. Hope my fiancee isn't too horrified by my disgustingly obese body on our wedding day.

A rooster once chased the UPS delivery guy back into his truck. We had to go get the package from him. He probably eats chicken for revenge, too.

Oh yeah, duck is the BEST. Those are some damn tasty assholes!

Chicken tears are the perfect marinade.

Crikey. That was both hilarious and painful to watch. As entertaining as this lady is, I imagine there must be plenty of animals rights activists out there who hate this shit. Animal rights activists all get lumped in the same category. People like this bag of crazy give a bad name to those reasonable people…

I raised chickens growing up and can attest that yes, they are major assholes. Assholes that are best served fried with waffles.