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I honestly have no idea what you are trying to say in your last paragraph. You get that victimization of women is a problem, but we shouldn't get too caught up in that? It sounds like you're saying assault and abuse of women is a real issue, but let's not worry about that too much, or else men won't be able to hit

You are allowed to have your own responses to things. Anyone who says you are wrong to not be upset is themselves wrong. Just like it would be wrong to tell the author that she shouldn't be upset. There is nothing in Claire's post that suggests all women should feel uncomfortable about comments from strange men.

Thank you for posting this. I stopped visiting Jezebel awhile back because of this whole mess; the only reason I'm here commenting is because someone sent me a link to this article.

Daw! What a cutie pie. Somehow the thought of doggie sunscreen makes it all so much more adorable.

Too bad there aren't a whole bunch of immigrants who would love to move to the USA to add to our population. Immigrants who have traditional values, lots of children, and are hard-working. Hmm, where on Earth could we find such a group of people...

I'd still eat it.

I saw that, and I love it

Because that would destroy the illusion. Tipping allows restaurants to pretend they have lower prices. Difficult to pretend when you remind patrons about the extra cost of a tip before they order.

Officially, they are not allowed to be touched, but that doesn't mean management is going to do anything about it. And the joy of tipping means if your asshole customer gets kicked out, you don't get paid.

Yeah. I was pretty ticked off. But maybe the guy was just confused! He thought we were in a brothel, not a restaurant. After all, if sex workers don't sex you, then you don't need to pay them.

Bingo! The best servers always seemed to me to have this 6th sense that tell them what kind of treatment a particular customer wanted. But there's nothing you can do with these pervy types. They just want to be assholes.

Not leaving a tip is such bullshit. Like, it's not enough of a power trip for these guys to perv all over the servers, who can't leave and have to be polite and provide service. Nope, these assholes have to make sure their victims don't even get paid for doing their job while putting up with their nastiness.

AND the croque monsieur. Le sigh.

It is true that bacon makes everything delicious. BUT, the BLT is really leaning on that bacon crutch. The true test of a sandwich is that the ingredients should enhance each other. The bacon enhances the lettuce and tomato, but the others do nothing for the bacon except dilute it. I'd rather just eat the bacon by

I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT YOU LEFT OUT BEEF ON WECK BECAUSE I'M SURE YOU WOULDN'T APPRECIATE ITS SANDWICHY MAGNIFICENCE.

Yeah, whoever he payed to write that did a pretty good job.

Hey, you gotta do you.

Speaking as a North-Brooklynite, you are late to the party. Once a trend is picked up by the NYTimes, you know its long over. Artisanal toast is so 2013, man.

But what if I really, really want it to be true?