Because if women actually enjoy sex, that gives them too much power! Can't have that, now can we? Next thing you know, women might start expecting men to consider giving pleasure to their partners. Madness!

I had an ex like that. Whenever I tried anything other than missionary, he'd go soft and complain that it "wasn't intimate enough." He wanted to gaze into my eyes or whatever. Yet when I stumbled on his porn stash- that was a whole different story. Freaky shit. Some guys have some serious madonna/whore baggage…

Truth. "I'm a simple guy" sometimes means "just shut up and let me get my way because I don't want to put in the effort of being in an adult relationship."

Granted, it can be tricky finding a decent NY style pizza in NYC that is reasonably priced, but I feel for you. And your poor daughter.

So true. Go ahead and enjoy your weird, tomato sauce-filled bread bowl if you wish. But don't sully the good name of pizza. Dominos and Papa Johns are doing enough damage as it is.

Hahahahahahaha! Good luck with that boycott, Mr. Donohue. It'll totally have any sort of impact on those mean ol' bullying beer companies at all.

Bellamy Young is soooo good. She makes Mellie my favorite character BY FAR. I think all the other characters should just kill each other off and leave Mellie to get elected president.

Yeah, that pretty much sums up my feelings about Fitz. He is a terrible president. I mean, he makes major international policy decisions based on petty bullshit going on in his personal life. So the whole "He is so brilliant; the country NEEDS him" is absurd.

Yes! I understand the writers wanted Olivia to have a vulnerable side, and she has serious daddy issues, but godDAMN. I can't stand watching her with that same terrified expression every single time she interacts with Fitz.

I LUSTED after these in the school lunchroom. My parents wouldn't buy them for me because of "heath" or some other reason that I knew was complete bullshit.

I'm remembering every childhood Capri Sun with horror thanks to those pictures.

Oh boy. If you have pee coming outta there, you have bigger issues than a need for anatomy lessons.

Absolutely. But maybe he thought if he only touched her with his tongue that was okay?

I can understand not liking maple syrup. Not every person is going to like every food out there. Fine. But then why the fuck would they eat fake maple syrup? There are so many other options for sweet pancake toppings!

Hmm, I believe making chickpeas into falafel is a crime against chickpeas.

Starvation will make people try strange things. They were probably down to deciding whether to eat the weird eggs, or eat one of the children.

NO you are WRONG! FREAK! FREEEEEAK!

The doughnut tip made me laugh so hard I scared the dog

If you have to explain to me that you are joking? The joke wasn't funny.