Yo, if she wears a bikini and light-up acrylic platforms everyday in public where assholes like this are walking around, she deserves respect x100 because that is BADASS.

What does that even mean!

Um, yeah. It looks like someone stitched together two different photos, then went rogue with the blur tool. I don't know what is going on with her poor neck; probably an attempt to make it look longer. I know far too many unemployed Photoshop gurus for this hot mess to be acceptable.

Photoshop can do that to a gal.

I didn't even know these were a thing! There goes my innocence. I feel like there must be a way to make the concept work, but this is definitely not it.

I didn't even know the spork dress was a thing! I feel like there must be a way to make the idea work; this clearly is not that way.

Photoshop and carefully-trained facial features will do that to a gal.

YES. You beat me to it. Seriously, I know so many Photoshop wizards that can't find work; this is inexcusable! It's like someone stitched two photos together and went rogue with the blur tool. I don't know what the hell they did to her poor neck, probably trying to make it look longer.

Oh man, I totally forgot about these books. I read the shit out of that series, and I thought Stevie was the COOLEST. I even started ordering weird ice cream flavors to be more like her character.

I'm so sorry you were put through that at almost-16. BUT I'm very happy you were able to overcome it with a fantastic experience shortly thereafter! Also, bonus points for FDNY dress uniform. Damn girl!

You happily married the first person you had sex with? You're like a magical unicorn!

I like the stories where people actually have a good time and aren't totally mortified/ashamed/injured. It gives me hope for future generations.

Age: 17

Haha! You'd think that sort of momentum would be rough on a condom. Some guys have an innate ability to really rocket the stuff, while with other guys it just sorta dribbles out like drool.

I always thought that was something they told us in health class just to scare us out of having unprotected sex.

Depends on the guy, I would imagine. For an inexperienced 16 year-old, it would probably be pretty stressful. But for a more mature, practiced guy it would be easier. Some men have developed very good self-control, and they know their bodies well enough that they have plenty of warning before they blow their wad. …

Those wrist tattoos are cool. But I wanna see the fat unicorn!

That's exactly what I was thinking. I'd be uncomfortable with this guy knowing what STATE I live in, let alone my home address!

Wish it was dementia. But everything he spouts, I was taught in church when I was little. I was scared of the dark for far too long because all the adults around me legitimately believed demons roam the Earth. Everyone had stories about the time they fought off a demon by quoting scripture and invoking the name of…

Are we related? I'm still scarred from watching through the window as my friends from school went trick-or-treating; I had to stay home because of all the demon-worship. I JUST WANTED TO WEAR A TUTU IN PUBLIC AND GET FREE CANDY!