Could their family be any more beautiful? My friend’s daughter has been a roadie for John Legend for years, and my friend and her daughter love him. They have nothing but complimentary things to say about him, so I’m gonna say he’s the real deal.

True, but Eric does look like he’d have a hobby that involves dumping dead hookers’ bodies in the desert.

I think their baby is just the perfect blend of both of them! She’s so beautiful.

People need to start looking for dirt on Pence. ASAP. He’s a Republican, surely there must have been some dodgy stuff done at some point, somewhere.

One of the few political experts who predicted his victory reckons he’ll be impeached (by a Republican Congress remember) within 18 months. They can’t control Trump and he has no reason to be loyal to any of them so theyreally want rid of him. All they’ll need is a reason (and I wouldn’t bet against him giving them…

Which one do you think will lose it? Donnie Jr., Eric [aka Patrick Bateman], or the family dark horse, Barron?

Here are my top three for how I think a Trump Presidency will end:

Sorta sucks for those thousands and people that will find themselves suddenly without medical coverage

Junior’s going to be turning up for work in a top hat and moustache saying, “I don’t know what you mean, Detective! *My* name is Donald Tray Jump”

Trump: I’m going to make you Secretary...

Some of them are. Some, like you said are too busy gloating. But four years is a long time. We’ll see how lovey-dovey these whackjobs feel towards this man if he fails to come through on everything he promised them.

Freaking Gingrich. His resurgence is the comeback nobody asked for. Don’t Republicans remember what a liability he was to THEM? It’s like Republicans are having a terrible house party and forgot they kicked Gingrich out years ago for being a fall down mess.

Yes, but at the same time, in a weird way, stories like this give me hope. These choices are going to piss off his base. They were promised “change” and “swamp-draining”, but that isn’t what they are going to get.

How many Trump supporters that cried foul over Hillary’s foundation quid pro quo are going to do the same with Pam Bondi being on this list?

Basically the establishment is getting everything they want.

It’s like every person you hate assembling to form an Asshole Voltron.

His transition team is literally our worst nightmare.

Makes sense — bring in swamp monsters to drain the swamp

You know what? I’m not particularly comforted.