Melania does not look happy...

Pence looks like the quintessential villain

As Paul Ryan spoke of the inauguration, Donald’s mind raced. This is what he wanted, right? All those months ago, he was so certain. Standing in the curiosities shop in the sweltering June heat, he knew he wanted to be President. He was certain of it when he made that wish, Monkey’s Paw in hand.

Look at the two guys on the left. It’s like all of their dreams are going to come true. “Donald, you really just have to sign papers. Show up every now and then, sign the papers we give you, then head back to NYC.”

This has me raging beyond belief. Stonewalling a sitting president was validated!

Three things I genuinely think Trump is concerned about today:

wtf r u talking about he’s the healthiest individual ever to assume the presidency

What are you talking about?

Regarding your last sentence, Donald Trump is now the only thing standing between Mike Pence and a Republican majority. We are now relying on Donald fucking Trump to moderate these people.

McConnell is already trying to seize Trump’s power, outright dismissing any action that isn’t immediately repealing the Affordable Care Act.

Yup, no hanging out at the golf course and pretending to know how to golf or busting down the door to pageant dressing rooms or pussy grabbing or any of that fun stuff. I CSpan to show him at one of those five hour budget meetings and see whatever is left of his soul leave his body.

Eh, I would love to believe this, but I just don’t. He’s going to push literally everything on to his senior staff and Pence. He’ll blindly sign what they put in front of him (just as he’s happily admitted in depositions to doing with his businesses) while he wanders around from Mar a Lago and the White House groping…

We never saw his actual medical report, but look at him and his habits. I know evil people live forever, but his heart has to be constantly screaming.

Turning away is what got us into this mess, my bruh.

“So you have no plans for the job and no desire to do it, eh? Fuck yeah you’re hired.”

Mike Pence is worse than Donald Trump.

Okay, but what if he gets so bored he just pulls a Dubya and lets his ultra-religious nutjob of a Vice President run the county for 4-8 years? Or worse *shudder* Rudy Giuliani? Is that what we want? Somebody cheer this man up, dammit!

He’s so fucked.
He’s going to look 120 by the end of his first term.

You know Mike Pence is doing the Mr. Burns pointy fingers thing right now.