I kind of careen between popcorn.gif and “Jesus/Buddha/Thor/anybody take the wheel”.

Problem is, Trump lives to shred people’s dignity. I swear, it’s a compulsion to denigrate and humiliate others.

Yeah I hope everyone realizes that this asshole has this job 100% because he has blindly defended trump on his favorite channel. There is no other qualification or reason. I’d laugh at the absurdity if it wasn’t so terrifying.

The saddest thing about this is that Spicer was one of the few remaining pros in the White House. I mean, he was a shifty Republican pro but at least before Trump made him go out and spew a parade of nonsensical bullshit he’d actually worked in a press shop. Prebius is next and soon our highest levels of government…

I’m just disappointed he never really got a true chance to push through his Dippin’ Dots agenda. Business forever unfinished.

Seriously, whatever happened to the bullet necklace spokeswoman? Surely she shud have been accorded her own space in the dungeon along with Conway??

Well how else do you think the 100% grain alcohol circulates throughout his systems?

Trump is such a fucking asshole. In no way do I like Spicey, but I wish he would have let him resign with a shred of dignity. Spicer stood up there defending the indefensible for months, and this is what he gets.

We are losing some gold SNL material!

Why is no one talking about the real victim here? Poor Melissa McCarthy has to go back to being just a regular old movie star now. Sad!

Gosh, I almost, almost, almost feel sorry for him. He was the messenger that got shot. Repeatedly, and they hung, drawn and quartered, flayed, and then fed to the dogs. He had the worst job since Comical Ali.

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality

You put your spicy in.

Nah, best Spicey tweet yet was this one:

I’m ambivalent about this. On one hand, he’s awful and not good at his job, so this is fine. On the other, does this mean no more Melissa McCarthy as Spicer on SNL? That sucks.

He only lasted six months?! Sad! My guess is Priebus is next

That’s probably not the right approach to take. From everything I’ve read about this woman, she would certainly give a damn about you were your positions reversed.

Meanwhile Ozzies wake up to the realization that American cops have shot more people in the first seven months of 2017 than in the entire history of Australian cop shootings.

Rosa Parks was not the first black woman arrested for refusing to give up her seat. However, the ACLU passed on other black people who were charged and went to court with Parks as the main figure because they wanted a solid case to strike down the practice one and for all, and the woman arrested before was pregnant…