I’m so glad I’ve gotten to the point in my life where I can see stunningly beautiful, wealthy models parading around in dresses that cost more than my car, and instead of feeling envy or admiration, just think “look at those poor awkward infants, trying so hard. I feel sorry for them.”

Since he has resigned, and done so graciously, Trump is definitely going to come out soon and say that no, he actually fired him because he wasn’t loyal enough and wasn’t making the Russia investigation go away.

It has occurred to me that not so very many years in the future (assuming there is a future and we don’t all succumb to environmental and/or nuclear disasters) there will definitely be some kind of prestige drama on TV about the Trump White House/family, all the backroom deals and backstabbing and machinations going…

I’m getting really, really tired of fundies of all kinds and their all-consuming obsession with women daring to exist in the world.

So is this proof that Spicey’s still around, or has he become a mournful spirit haunting Trump via mirrors?

Yikes. He’s two years younger than me but looks about 15 years older.

Me too!

10 bucks he replies with some combination of “at least he’s transparent”, “MSM witch hunt” and “nothingburger.”

Surprise, surprise, all the supporters on twitter are but-her-emailsing.

Can confirm. My hair was exactly that colour after I dyed it pink and then it faded a little.

That would explain it! Though I won’t discount some kind of seepage from a rift in space/time that leads to a choas universe. Or something.

Exactly. Even as a dystopia, people would say it was just not believable.

Also can’t believe this is relevant again:

Reading those tweets from the President of the United States just reminded me, once more, that on some level I still literally do not believe any of this is real. This can’t be real life. I know greed and evil and discrimination have been around forever and probably always will. But has it ever been this...farcical?…

Whenever anyone talks about tropical paradise-type vacations, my first thought is snakes spiders bugs parasites mosquito diseases tree leeches noooooooooo.

Wow, Trump shook Putin’s hand like a normal person! I wonder if he’s learning or if he’s too scared to try anything with him.

This is insane. How does this help?

My vote goes to Godzilla. Unlike Trump, he’s somewhat sympathetic, and he would defend us from any attacking kaiju.

A relative of mine who is a Trumpist told me that Trump helped her learn to stand up to bullies. In reality, these people cannot distinguish a difference between bullying itself and standing up to it. That is why Trump, a bully, is such an intoxicating power fantasy for them, and why they love his “punching back”…

Plus he grows up to be a garbageman, so we know he contributes more to society than Trump ever has.