Morticia Addams would approve.

So, even knowing that Trump can’t follow a trail of thoughts, this has been bugging me:

Well, it’s always a learning experience to find out what, among the bizarre rants of Trump, he actually means and what is just random neural firings. Yesterday, it seemed like Sessions would surely be gone, but, of course, this is Trumpland, so what would normally happen after a public declaration of lack of faith…

This mental image will sustain me. My town is littered in stupid senate primary signs and I want to tear literally all of them down.

Kamala Harris!!! Delivering the push for criminal justice reform *with bipartisan support*

So what’s everyone bitching about healthcare costs for? Hell, for $14/month, I’ll take two and still keep my iPhone!

Only Hope Hicks knew that Trump had agreed to the interview with the New York Times.

Yeah, he’s confusing health insurance for life insurance. Again. But everything is fine!!

Sessions has to stay. If he left, and tried to go back to his old seat, he would have to fight incumbent Senator Luther Strange, who at 6 feet 9 inches, is the tallest member of the Senate.

Dark market web sounds like a store that sells bespoke Victorian gothic home furnishings.

did anyone cover that Trump thinks health insurance costs $14 a year!

Remember when President Obama would have science fairs for kids. Remember how happy he was? Remember how happy we were?

That was a lot of physical exertion there... isn’t he worried that he’s going to deplete his energy reserves before the end of his term?! There’s only so much more ‘umph’ left in the tank!

Fox News the next morning: “Look, it doesn’t state anywhere in the Constitution that the President can’t sodomize animals on White House grounds. Plus, he’s still very new to politics, so it’s a bit unfair to expect him to know how the fake news media would respond to a President who cares so passionately about…

Jesus Christ. Look at his stupid face. The applause for that probably made him happier than the birth of his kids.

I think he has fake teeth. Has anyone looked into this?

“These are the strongest vials out there. Dab” And then he dabbed.

Pure grain alcohol and rainwater, Mandrake

If he’s exerting himself, you know it’s important. Can’t waste the vital essence.