I think I might need “swamp Reagan” to be my Halloween costume for this year!

I too laughed out loud as “the guy who microwaves fish.” I mean seriously, fuck that guy, and Ted Cruz is without a doubt that guy. Can we please have Al Franken in the next cabinet?

1. I’m not watching this movie until I know for a fact that the dog does not die.

Some of my preferred Samantha Bee insults:

No, he crawls up from it.

Ted Cruz seems like he’s got the worst breath that a human could possibly have.

Is Cruz still alive??? I mean didn’t he go down the drain.

How can anyone respect that bunglecunt Cruz when he rolled over and showed his soft, white belly to trump after trump insulted his wife and father and Cruz then took his fucking wife and daughter to have dinner with trump? Fuck that weasely shit stain.

In 2016, South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham “joked” that if you “killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, no one would convict you.”

Does the dog make it?

To be fair, if my plane crashes and the only survivors are me and Idris Elba then I’m totally going to try to fuck him. Hell, I might try to fuck Kate Winslet too...I mean, if I’m probably going to die anyway then at least I’ll die having ticked that of my “to-do” list.

I am 100% a Miss Marple girl. However I’ve read it all and always appreciated that Poirot is ridiculous as he wants to be. In one of the books he essentially says in essence (not quoting) “I know Englishmen don’t like my small, dark foreign looks and my effeminate manners and style. That’s why I do it. They…

Watch the trailer for the 1974 Murder On The Orient Express with an all-star cast (Vanessa Redgrave vs. Daisy Ridley, Jacqueline Bissett vs. Lucy Boynton, Anthony Perkins vs. Josh Gad), Tony Walton’s lavish production design (vs. the cheap hotel interiors and bland costuming of the 2017 film), Richard Rodney Bennett’s…

First Anne, now Poirot?? I will not continue to watch my favorite characters be brought to life as ridiculous caricatures. It’s too much. Thank goodness David Suchet’s Poirot is still on Netflix. I’m going to go watch that and pretend I never saw this.

My beloved Poirot would NEVER have such an ungainly mustache, to say nothing of that messy collar. He’d sooner die than walk around his own home in complete privacy dressed and groomed like this. And don’t get me started on how he’s supposed to be small and roundish. Poirot would have Captain Hastings throw this…

I actually just watched the one with Albert Finney. Pretty good.

He’s literally still wearing the “Wild Wild West” makeup