Wow. A year ago that whole sentence would have sounded like Mad Libs to me.

Oh right, just “growing pains” of “moving from an opposition party to a governing party.” It’s almost as though actually doing your jobs and trying to enact you policy is like HARD, or something, rather than just shouting NO and throwing your toys out of the pram for 8 years.

THANK YOU FOR THIS. This is just what I needed right now. I want to live in that video, just making pastry forever by that beautiful sideboard.

Personally I prefer Netflix, rum, and Alanis Morrissette, but whatever works for you, Brad.

At these things he always looks like a fidgety toddler who is forced to sit in a grownup chair and be on best behaviour for five minutes while guests are visiting, when all he really wants to do is run off and play with his toys.

Ugh, how is he still a thing? How was he ever a thing?

I wonder what the line is for Steve King for being “somebody else”? Like, I’m white, but my grandparents were Greek, so does that count me out? Or does the Western European ancestry cover that up? Does my white skin get me in, or is it not enough to make up for somewhat Mediterranean features? What if I dye my…

Just come back to ANTM, Tyra! Rita Ora is boring!

Isn’t the point of a shrug that it covers your shoulders?

I hate him. What a passive-aggressive jerk. And remember that time he made Buffy send her boyfriend to hell?? Ok, it probably would have happened anyway, but he was GLAD.

That scene was uncomfortable, but the writers were reminding us that he was and always had been a soulless monster, no matter how funny and cute he was. Something like that was necessary.

I much prefer this kind of fighting to the waif-fu women usually get.

Ok, that little girl is a boss and a style icon.

The pressure to join in must have been really strong. She’s awesome.

Am I the only one who finds “Shape of You” totally creepy-sounding?

If I were 24 years old, absolutely.

Ireland is a lovely country, but the large-scale and relatively recent abuse that went on there is sickening. I was so shocked when I found out about the Magdalene laundries. There really should be more publicity about these things, especially because many of the victims may still be living.

You do you, Kristen. I don’t think I could survive people following and photographing me all the time.

So, according to the GOP, poor people don’t want healthcare. But they don’t forgo it and pay the fine. So they do want healthcare. But not as much as they want iPhones. So they are mooching off the government. But Republican ‘lawmakers’ getting free healthcare is not mooching. Because they are not poor and…

“There were other immigrants ENSLAVED PEOPLE who came here in the bottom of slave ships, worked even longer, even harder for less NOTHING. But they too had a dream that one day their sons, daughters, grandsons, granddaughters, great-grandsons, great-granddaughters, might pursue prosperity FREEDOM AND TO BE TREATED WITH…