“any excuse to throw a fun party!” (It is your kid’s 5th birthday. That isn’t an exuse, it’s an obligation.) “One of the things that I love most about being a parent is throwing birthday parties that my kiddos will remember forever,” Alba, 36, tells PEOPLE, sharing exclusive photos from her little girl’s magical day.”…

I’d fuck that tiger.

Calvinist or Hobbesian? We’re talking tigers here.

he is soooo pretty

He’s smoking hot and has junk in the trunk so he’s right in my wheelhouse. 

At first this seems really preposterous, but then... not.

“Inspored” sounds like a description of how cheesy sci-fi aliens reproduce.

Now we just have to get the president to sexually harass a cartoon character.

He plays Superman on supergirl and was for years on teen wolf. Also, was in the movie road to perdition with Tom hanks when he was a kid- it was very strange for me when I realized the super hot guy in cheesy teen wolf was once the poor little kid in that movie.

You can bounce a lot of things from that assssss!!!!

Now that’s a Tom Cruise I can get behind.

Damn, Supes got some CAKES

I want to see that butt in a reproduction of George Michael’s “Faith” video. I am willing to pay.

is there any chance that Tyler Hoechlin was tom’s stunt double on that film? because, i mean...

So at Twitter, joking about fucking Tony the Tiger is bad, but neo-Nazis and trump spouting hateful shit are A-OK.

Boivin says, “America has this back-ass-wards Calvinist streak where calling for the expulsion and genocide of non-white races is just a difference of opinion. But making a sex joke at a corporate mascot who paid money to advertise to you is cause for censure.”