Shit dude, in that same vein, Donald Trump makes me (a massive liberal) miss George W. Bush something fierce.

Sure, Gorge was a fucking idiot, but he knew he was a fucking idiot. Whenever he was in over his head (read: all the damn time) he would defer to someone smarter than him which wasn’t too hard since he had a…

Why can’t he just hire a hooker like his predecessors? So much easier on the budget.

Trump is actually the bus from speed, if he isn’t praised every 12 hours he will explode.

He filed his candidacy for reelection the day after Inauguration Day. It’s unheard of, but it lets him collect money for his ‘campaign’ throughout the entire course of his time in office and there are very few rules governing how he spends it. I don’t know, though, if a trip like today’s rally is being paid for out of…

We are.

I think this is chalkboard material.

People with narcissistic personality disorder are characterized by

I miss Obama so much!

I think I’d be able to deal with Trump as president if he wasn’t literally everything the GOP accused Obama of being.

Well, he definitely likes the adulation of campaign crowds as a balm for the narcissistic injury of most people hating him.

He’s already announced his re-election bid. We’re probably paying for his campaign.

Because we as taxpayers need to pay for him to have his ego fellated.

No, I liked it. Pls draw red lines over stuff to show me where the crisis actors rode in on chem trails.

With the fleshy, Pantone Burnt Orange bag of skin that hosts 45*’s subconscious fleeing the demands of its actual job and heading to Arizona to feed on the unconditional love of its fans, Donald’s subconscious has clearly relaxed and eased up on the cries for help embedded in the daily Tweets from which I distill the C…

I’m confused as to why he’s holding a campaign rally when he’s fucking president.

I hate to take 45's side on anything, but I wouldn’t want to fucking talk to Mitch McConnell either.

Trump could be 100% certain he’s not going to pardon Arpario right up to the moment he steps on stage in Phoenix.

Let’s play Guess Who Said the Stupid Thing! “I’m someone who believes in more monuments, not less monuments.”