I can’t believe this guy can even talk over the din of his cognitive dissonance. The mental gymnastics of being both superior and the aggrieved victim is incredible. But I see it over and over again.

The rest of us be like...

CEOs be like

I just like that he’s training his dead-end followers to believe in six impossible things before breakfast. It’s the sort of neuroplasticity technique he’s used to make himself the least popular President at this point in his first term.

But, but, he makes the best deals. Are you tired of all this winning, y’all?

The UK had a show where potential dates would be in tall boxes, naked from the waist down. The front cover of the box would be lifted, up to displaying the genitals, and the “contestant” would comment on the exposed bits.

Bottomless only? As in they were naked from the waist down? Like they still had on shirts and hats? ...................WWWWWWhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy??????????

I swear I heard about this exact same show a couple years ago. Is it only just starting now?

So...you’re not getting naked, just wearing underwear? Essentially just going to the beach with a first date? I’ve got five pairs of trunks and they are all cut above the knee and thin, if you really wanted to check ‘the package’ you could quite easily.

Channel 4 in the UK did a similar show where people were bottomless only.

I swear I heard about this exact same show a couple years ago. Is it only just starting now? Was it in a different country and is just making its way to America?

God, can’t we just go back to MTV’s “Fear.” Ridiculous, but at least fun while creating anxiety.

stay classy, bunim murray.