Who foots the moving bill?

Aww man, and he's all nice and patient as his kid takes 142,000 years to cut open the box too.

Sports beard of the year:

Good luck trying to teach the refs the travel dance. There's no way they're going to be able to pick up all the steps.

Looks like Detroit still has a crack problem.

Well, that's one way to tailgate

Makes sense. We know that he's experienced in various disciplines.

Oh god. Now he's going to spend more time with his family.

"I'm gettin too endangered for this shit!"

I can't stop looking at this picture and thinking AH has to be photo-shopped, right?

Fortunately, Crosby's pretty used to not being able to recognize himself.

CENTENO PUNCHED HIM SO HARD HE MADE HIM PUNCH HIMSELF IN THE BALLS. THAT IS THE ULTIMATE PUNCH.

He traveled! There. I saved a bunch of contrarians some time on this beautiful Saturday. You're welcome.

"OH GOD. It's like I'm right back at the '97 Masters."

Fitzpatrick: Bryan, give me two numbers from the 90s and Brady's going to multiply them together.

It was enough to literally turn my opinion 180 degrees on the subject instantly.

Qatar airways will replace Emirates because Qatar Airways won't have a choice in the matter.

"Samaje Perine" sounds like an artisanal mayonnaise Burneko would teach us to make.

Seems a little excessive. If they were looking for a big bust, they just had to find the Niners' clipboard holder.