Ever since becoming Fred VanVleet Sr. steady freddy has been unstoppable.

That’s right, but they never attack the same way twice. They were testing the Bucks for weaknesses, systematically.

It would be truly fitting for Arsenal to win the Arsene Wenger Memorial Fourth-Place Trophy without him at the helm.

I love your dry, clean sense of humor.

It’s fine to criticize Smoltz as a broadcaster, but you can’t hold him to the same standards as an actual journalist or beat writer. Smoltz is a guy who just drops in once a week to talk about a baseball game, it’s not as if he’s a member of the permanent press. 

I mean no disrespect, but while I love playing this game, watching it does nothing for me. It just looks messy.

The assailant was seated in section 541, row 24, seat 10.

It’s interesting that Buffalo’s kicker is so left leaning in his beliefs, considering their most famous kicker is best known for how far right he is.

That’s a real bytch move bi the offycyal.

Wow, Oakland can’t even keep their Civil Rights attorneys from heading to Vegas.

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

Were you out all fucking night?

Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?

We’re gonna send that nuke to Taaaaaajiiikastaaaaaaaaaan!!!

Every word of that article is straight up amazing. Donald Trump is trapped in a Being There remake of his own making.

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

Went to a bar in Chicago, total hipster neighborhood, to meet up with friends. Some rail thin bartender with a handlebar mustache scoffed at me when I asked him if what his favorite beer was, like I was supposed to know. So now I go to my corporate job every single day and I will move up the management ladder until…

And little Wayne Gretzky never forgot that valuable lesson for the rest of his career........And now you know......the rest of the story.

First, Triscuits are garbage. It’s like someone went, “How can we take these unsold wicker baskets and make money off them?” and they turned them into trash crackers. The worst part is that Triscuits constantly try to market them like a party cracker. “Just take a Triscuit, cover it with melted cheese, bacon, avocado,…

‘Yo, man, there’s a better way to approach somebody.’”