It’s on ABC, a family network! :/

Or goose husband.

Daliyah Marie Arana for U.S. President 2048

She needs an appearance on Big Bang Theory.

She’s really adorable and gives me hope for the future but...

Thank you. I fucking hate Toby Keith and his fake-ass brand of patriotism, but the confusion at what he’s saying here is...kind of dumb.

Well, You’ll just have to wait for Trump’s grand “golden” finale.

I still think Trump never intended to be President long, and just let Pence be Prez in about six months. He still hasn’t released his tax returns, he isn’t going to set up a true blind trust, and all his policy positions are, “well, just want and see.” He knows he’s not there for the full 4 years and he isn’t going…

I have been a secret vegan for a while. I just don’t want to deal with explaining myself(and actually my reasons are no one’s business) and then getting the snorts of derision from people I like but who have no problem drilling me about a life choice that they find weird (I live in a meaty Trump state). It’s really…

After. As far as I know she had a normal vaginal delivery with no serious complications. Then a week or so later she went in and they removed the septum so she only has a single vagina now.

A veteran criminal gang with 3 women and a 72 year old master counterfeiter? Can we get a show about them? They sound infinitely more interesting than the Kardashians.

My GG highlight: my mom calling me to ask why Miley Cyrus’s dad won a Golden Globe and why he looks so awful. After a little confusion, it was determined that my mother was confusing Billy Bob Thornton with Billy Ray Cyrus.

I wish Shiloh Quine had had some empathy for Shahid Ali Baig and his family.

I’m liberal as hell and am mad at this bullshit. Do the wrong things in life and get what you want, at the expense of our taxes, that’s the lesson here. I need my state to rewrite its prison policy so that unless it’s life threatening, prisoners don’t get any surgery. There are so many law abiding people looking for…

Hannah, I’m disappointed in the clickbait title. Claiming these agencies “did not present evidence” is not merely misleading but untrue. You are spreading same sort of misinformation that drives clicks for conspiracy bloggers and Fox News.

Lighten up, Francis!

#1 Which part?

Teratoma lives matter. Where’s Mike Pence to defend this poor collection of tissue?

And, once again, Japan ruins my lunch.