There is a major discrepancy regarding the amount of shit that you might be expected to “NEED” based on baby industry recommendations and what you really need. Don’t feel like you have to give in to the pressure. Crib, diapers, wipes, bottles and nipples (if you’re bottle feeding), a few outfits and blankies, a car…

We never left anything but flowers on family graves. My dad died in 2002, and while I was in town for the funeral I visited my family plot at the cemetery. Someone had left a face-up penney on my great-grandfather’s headstone. When I got back home and back to work, I started finding face-up pennies everywhere. The…

Ever since this clown plague started, I’ve been asking myself “How can I tell if it’s a Creepy Clown or a Juggalo?”

Thank you. I spent ages 18 to 25 in a very cult-like AA group. I was so warped I believed I would literally drop dead if I took one drink. After 17 years I finally said “fuck it” and started drinking socially. Now I am a well adjusted human being. If I want to have a drink when I’m out socially I do. Alcohol was…

I a vegan but my husband, tween sons, dogs, cats, etc. are not. My way of eating was chosen by me three years ago for very personal reasons. I have many vegan friends who criticize me for my lack of militancy, but my food “hang-ups” are mine alone.

Yes! I’ve listened forever, and that BH interview made me nuts. Would have much rather just listened to Brittany talk about her life and music with no Terry involved. I started getting annoyed a few years ago when it finally hit me that she spent more time yammering on than her guests. Plus, she does a lot of…

Your parents and mine, apparently.

No Minecraft element?

I do horse rescue, and deal with some pretty psychotic beasts. I’ve seen one horse take out five experienced handlers with one swooping karate-style kick. I’m the last mofo to defend any kind of “horse people” because I think for the most part they suck, and are to blame for the dearth of horses getting turned into…

How can you tell he has a “slackened expression” with that chin bag?

I watched a documentary on his Mariana trench expedition, and he came across as a seemingly decent, easy-to-work-with guy. Having read many other stories about his bad behavior and general assholishness, I came to the conclusion that he is a very good actor. He cleans up well and can be nice when he wants to, but the…

You should tell him all the cool kids watch laser discs.

In my undergrad Victorian Lit seminar, we were told the key phrase for the era was “boundless energy,” and to remember how much energy was required to have all those kids. Of course, her honeymoon advice to her daughter was allegedly “close your eyes and think of England.” Was Victoria DTF? We may never know...

These fine Bollywood dudes drive. me. crazy. All the Khans. All of them.

Thanks for the nightmare fuel. It used to make me nuts that Tebow was not even playing, and this asshole would begin practically every sentence with “But, Tim Tebow...”

Someone needs to fuck some sense into this guy.

I was actually thinking more “lawn jockey” because of the hat.

My kids, 9 and 11, love her. I had to suffer through a week of them yelling “I see you car!” and almost giggling themselves to death.

Okay, now I’m curious because I do rescue - are these dogs automatically PTS or are they given a chance at adoption or to go to a rescue? When we go to pull from shelters in my area, they won’t give us ANY of the dog’s background, only when/were found or if it was an owner surrender.

King Kong plays ping pong with his ding dong.