I lost a cat I’d had for 18 years in January. Best. Pet. Ever. I mourned him for a few months, and then I called up a rescue and asked for a kitten that needed a home. He’s nothing like my old cat, but he’s still an awesome pet, and I’m so glad I was able to give him a home.

It was a bull, not a steer. Big difference aggression-wise (I own both). But either could kill you and/or leave you with one ball, like the owner of “Second Chance,” the cloned bull.

That was the first thing I thought of when I read this. I’ll give you the short version if you don’t want to read it - the owner’s first bull was a fairly gentle “pet.” The cloned bull has tried to kill the owner multiple times. He’s crazier than the average bull. I actually own cattle, including one very calm bull. I…

No - I completely agree with you. And of course it would be GREAT for children (like little Nori) to not have narcissistic media whores for parents so they could grow up half way normal.

That poor child always looks so miserable.

Would be great if she did, but at her level of narcissism, I doubt that’s possible.

I read another story that said the NY judge had just appointed an attorney to represent the kid

Personally, I was sure it was Yogi’s year.

What ARE those hideous things? Moles? They look like ticks. Gross.

St. Michelle’s Reisling? Hells, yeah! You can also find it at BevMo, Target, super cheap.

That sounds SO much better on vinyl.

My asshole uncle told me rats lived in the dark centers of sunflowers. To this day, I’ll still give the side-eye to a patch on the side of the road.

This is why my husband and I spend Christmas Eve writing gift tags with our left hands.

I only have two, 8 and 10, and some days I think they will actually give me a coronary. I had my tubes tied after the second because I knew I would just keep on popping out boy after boy after boy...

Agreed. Riley is the best sports baby in the history of the world.

I feel really sorry for her. I’m not a dedicated viewer, but in the episodes I’ve seen, she does seem like a genuinely kind person, who also just happens to be nuttier than a fruitcake.

That’s the only video of him I’ve seen, and I found him to be a rude asshole. It was about the least arousing porn I’ve come across.

No, thank god. Orchard workers. We don’t let our kids romp in the orchards without us now, just in case.

Sarcasm is usually a good bet with me. Unfortunately, in this instance, I wish I were being sarcastic. Three dead, burned bodies in three years. The most recent one at the end of our road. Amazing what we can “get used to.”

I’m a college professor, and one of my classes is working on their end-of-the-semester argumentative research paper. I have a female student arguing to keep abortion safe and legal, and a male student arguing to outlaw it completely. He shared in class he was friends with a girl and he stopped being friends with her…