It’s the “in” thing with the kids these days. I have become quite the connoisseur of middle school basketball recently, thanks to my sixth grader’s first season of play. A kid tries this full-court, sometimes half-court, heave at the end of EVERY. FUCKING. QUARTER. EVERY. SINGLE. GAME. Thanks YouTube. My kid has a…

This dog was adopted by two lesbos, one of whom is a veterinarian. She’s been with them for several years, had multiple surgeries to repair her deformities, and now has a pretty plush life. She doesn’t even look like this photo anymore.

Seriously. Why do people have to be so mean about an ugly dog? I’d take that dog in a heartbeat.

Seriously. Wouldn’t a turf-burn on the peen be excruciating? I have lady parts and I cringed.

Indeed.

Sarah Ferguson was the best spokesperson WW ever had. There was something about her, despite her social status, that made her SO relatable. Having Oprah as their new face guarantees I’ll never go back.

Thank you. And they don’t “arbitrarily” assign point values to foods; there’s a formula, based on fat, calories, fiber, etc. I had a lot of success over the years with Weight Watchers, but always ballooned back up when I inevitably returned to huge portion sizes and unhealthy foods.

I have a kid named Daniel and kid named Sean. So now in my house we have non-stop “Damn, Daniel!” and “Shit, Sean!”

That is THE most bored-looking masturbating woman I have ever seen in my life.

SRSLY. Why no jump balls anymore? It screws with me every time I see it happen at my kid’s games.

I’m going to teach this awesome psych-out move to my son’s middle school basketball team tomorrow. The sheer stupidity may overwhelm their opponents.

On my campus we cannot take photos of students without a signed “model release.” It’s a weird rule we’ve always had.

Thank you. The “expert cheater” above seems to have no perspective on how we professors/instructors/teachers have to dole out minimal instruction time. Right now I have two classes which, like yours, are fifty minutes and have over forty-five students. I’m not wasting ten minutes of instructional time to call the…

My condolences on the loss of Kelloggs, who sounds like a fantastic cat. I lost my cat of 18 years last year, and the grief was both shocking and overwhelming. It was one of the most painful losses of my life.

He has clearly, never been taught, the proper use, of commas. And, he can, go fuck himself.

Yep. I just write the check. It did result in 180 “World’s Finest Chocolate” bars in my pantry, however.

My kid just started playing basketball. He’s in middle school. His team is horrible. They won their first game tonight, only because the team they played was even worse than ours. Most of the scores have been something like 34 to 4. The kids are frustrated, but they’re learning how to lose gracefully. Several of the…

All of those photos you’ve linked are significantly better, and sexier, than what is on the cover. I’m a straight woman, and I’d much rather have a body like Ronda’s than the stick-straight figure I had in my teens and twenties.

Bingo. A lot of commenters don’t seem to realize that most of the documents being discussed were filed by HER attorneys with intent of making PM and everyone else at UT out to be sexual-harassing pigs. Having been through a sexual harassment case (as the sexually harassed), I paid my lawyer damned good money to make…

Nora is the Riley Curry of cute baby animals.