It’s not dumb because Amazon does not make it obvious or easy at all. I’ve found it by entering “promotional credit balance” in the Amazon search bar, picking all departments. This brings up a random list of books and music, but at the top of the list is a place where you can select View Promotional Credit Balance,…

I'm late to the party, I just discovered BCO (and my friends are in hot water for not telling me about it sooner) and am getting caught up.

I'm fighting a losing fight, but I'm so damn down for Yu-Be Lip Therapy. I'm one of those smarmy assholes who thinks that if something has foreign characters on it, then it's probably good. Turns out though, this shit is so good. The gal of mine has a question or two about the smell, but my lips are in prime…

I'm fighting a losing fight, but I'm so damn down for Yu-Be Lip Therapy. I'm one of those smarmy assholes who…

10minutemail.com FTW. I love that site - use it nearly every day.

You need to have better pizzas, slick. A friend of mine and I decided a few years ago to have a taste-test between Chuck E. Cheese and Cici's, and Chuck E. somehow finished in 3rd place.

So for two or three months, I put up with screaming kids, drunk parents, sweaty costumes, shuffling around and tripping over my own feet. I did away events where I had to be outside in summer heat for three hours in costume, without a break.

I would like to apologize to everyone slaving away in the hamster trails in the Chuck E. Cheeses of the world because my son dropped trou and pooped in one when he was 2.

I was also Chuck E. Cheese! I worked there in 1994. I wish we had "handlers" so maybe I wouldn't have tripped or gotten kicked in the shins so many times. Kids were terrible.

@llamanun: First let me say how sorry I am to hear about what happened to you. Your post started off so hilarious that the boys cornering you caught me completely off guard; not your typical BCO twist! :-/

So the restaurant was filled with the screams and wails of small children who were either traumatized by a headless Chuck E flinging himself through the restaurant OR by being kicked by Chuck E. Cheese inadvertently.

"The denouement of the evening came when the manager called me into her office ... and fired me. Yes, I was the one that got fired — even though I was the one who was groped and beheaded, I got fired because, as the manager said, I "let them.""

I literally have tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard at decapitated Chuck E. Cheese traumatizing all the little kids. Thank you.

it would look like the Boy Scouts had just killed Chuck E., and that Chuck E. was now running around with his head literally cut off.

llamanun, I read these all of the time and I don't think I've ever actually laughed out loud (I always love them but I don't usually have physical reactions to things on the Internet), but the image of a headless Chuck e Cheese trampling toddlers did me in. I'm so sorry that happened to you but BEST STORY EVER. You…

I wish I could give you more than one star.

Fake wedding rings: because some men are more concerned with infringing on an imaginary man's "ownership" than the rights or opinions of the actual woman standing in front of them.

It exports to Final Draft very well, and pdf which is what a lot of agents ask for now. Also, it formats the script in standard screenplay format for you, exactly the same as Final Draft would which makes the export seamless.

for me, Word always slows to a crawl when I hit 50ish pages. Scrivener handles it like a champ—and that alone was enough for me!

Also for Mac you can download these programs from, Rogue Amoeba.