I'm having a great idea for a TV show right now. Basically, women who receive threatening/abusive messages from a dude on dating sites submit the guy's profile to the show, who then lure the guy into a date with a fake profile. When the guy shows up for the date, rather than the way-out-of-his-league woman he was…

I have a bad habit of lying when I don't think the truth is believable enough. I realize it makes no sense, and yet whenever I find myself having to explain a complicated situation a little voice in my head starts going: "Just simplify it! It's close enough to the truth!"

Oh, and in case anyone was wondering, I am currently pursuing my Phd in Psychology.

So you snicker to each other and get the fuck over it.