Darling - what do you have against punctuation?

It is tacky, stingy, and self-centered to tell someone s/he isn't authorized to bring a date to your wedding. That being said, it is a much bigger dick move for you to decide you don't want to be friends with the bride anymore, unfriend her on facebook, and then show up to her wedding so YOU can see your friends and…

I'm having a great idea for a TV show right now. Basically, women who receive threatening/abusive messages from a dude on dating sites submit the guy's profile to the show, who then lure the guy into a date with a fake profile. When the guy shows up for the date, rather than the way-out-of-his-league woman he was…

I have a bad habit of lying when I don't think the truth is believable enough. I realize it makes no sense, and yet whenever I find myself having to explain a complicated situation a little voice in my head starts going: "Just simplify it! It's close enough to the truth!"

Oh, and in case anyone was wondering, I am currently pursuing my Phd in Psychology.

So you snicker to each other and get the fuck over it.