The rich think their share of “fair” is paying 0%, so as long as we’re battling that, we have to fight for higher rates.

I definitely did a double take when I saw Dame Maggie went on Blue Peter.

That was way more entertaining than I thought it would be.

This is such a great game. One of my favorites from the old NES. The bit where you had to dunk the letter was mind-blowing to young Llamalope.

I’m perfectly fine with the person who gets the most popular votes winning the election. Anything besides that is an argument for minority rule.

Moist. Never forget about moist.

When someone is ordering food and they say “I’ll do...” instead of “I’ll have...”.

Just when I thought I couldn’t love her more than I already do....

At one point in Justified, Boyd says he got his teeth fixed in the Army, and that’s why they’re so nice.

There are four countries in the world that we (officially) don’t spy on. Israel isn’t one of them. So let’s not kid ourselves that what the state of Israel wants and the United States wants are always in perfect alignment.

The only thing I care about is: Does anybody actually call her “Captain Marvel” at any point during the movie?

I will never find it not crazy that Kobe Bryant has more competitive Oscars than Akira Kurosawa.

There it is

Can you just imagine what we could do as a nation if these people would just PAY THEIR FUCKING TAXES instead of trying to pull the country apart?

“It’s a big building with your name on it.”

Melania doesn’t have grandchildren.

Not to mention Maloney and Nadler will actually go out and, you know, campaign. Especially now. Unlike Joe Crowley, who took his seat for granted.

The tax cuts. Cindy McCain is very wealthy.

Except she is a member of the Senate, and these are the rules of the House.

He’s running as an independent. Ergo, no primaries.