And a guy named “Blewitt” is the #1 contender right now?

This is what the psychosphere smells like. Nick will never remember what day it is.

I like a hot wine.

Especially Once Upon A Time...In Hollywood.

Much love. That’s a beautiful story.

I didn’t watch the game, but I heard Calloway’s comment afterwards about having “the best reliever in baseball,” and was legitimately mystified as to who he was talking about.

That’s the good stuff

Thank you

Yes, there are about 7.5 billion people on Earth now, but scientists think that there may have been as many as 100 billion people who have lived at one time or another.

His face is on the money, so probably all of them.

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Oh, he said “ship.”

The Republicans will say that, in fact, you are the true racist.

Hi, Phish fan here. 10 minutes and 21 seconds is like light stretching before the main event.

I’d be ok with Satan owning the Knicks at this point.

Once Upon A Time...In Oakland

Um, I thought my One True Queen Elizabeth Warren killed this guy last week?

I guess it’s one thing to be James Dolan and play your shitty music in front of a New York crowd, but why in the hell would he bring that to Philadelphia or Boston?

Bring back AJ you cowards!

This. All day.