Yet.

Your coworker is doing it the right way. I am a Phish fan who (other than in this particular moment) keeps it as quiet as possible. My friends who are not into Phish know they all have a standing invitation to come with me when they want to check it out, but that’s on them to do it. It is, for sure, not for everybody.

Party Water

That photo looks like if Seth Rogan were cosplaying as Seb Gorka.

JFC. Paul Maguire. That guy was awful.

I’m old enough to remember when Martin Scorsese was yelling that same question at Leo on Gangs of New York. 

“Human! I mean, hot dog!”

Deathhacker

Stolen valor.

Lasagna Cat

This is my current favorite Fela track I’ve been jamming to:

Phish was in St. Louis last night. Setbreak coincided with the end of the game, so when they came out for the second set, the band launched into Gloria and Loving Cup in appreciation.

That’s a terrific album. Afrobeat Blues is a great song. RIP Hugh Masekela.

I figured Drew would write this story up eventually (CONTENT!), but I had no idea how harrowing it actually was. Glad you’re getting back there, buddy. We’re happy you’re alive, but please don’t do this to us again. Or your family either.

Touche.

Touche.

I bought this TV when it was $900 at Best Buy. Believe me when I tell you I don’t think I’ve ever loved an inanimate object more than I love this TV.

I bought this TV when it was $900 at Best Buy. Believe me when I tell you I don’t think I’ve ever loved an inanimate…

That’s a good and fair point.

Unless you’re popping by TSA on your way out of the airport, or the police where you land don’t have to abide by probable cause, I’m not sure what the problem here is.

Cops, as a group, might be the dumbest people in America.