If you get SNY, it’s the Mets.

Exactly. What those douchebags don’t realize is the MLBPA is actually, on a per capita basis, the most effective union in America.

If you live in New York and use Spectrum or Optimum as your cable service, you are actually being fleeced by both the Mets and the Yankees.

I have been swearing by this stuff for years. It is the beau ideal of what plastic wrap should be.

yesssssss

That is true. However, the two most famous libertarians in the country, Ron Paul and Rand Paul, are both pro-forced birth (aka pro-life).

What the fuck, Ashley? Jesus.

You might want to change the headline then.

You might want to change the headline then.

When does Party Bear get his own Netflix show?

Biden/Warren 2020

But he didn’t win. And not only that, he lost to the second-least popular politician in the country.

That’s a fire comment, yo.

Don’t do it.

We’re going to need her in Chuck Schumer’s Senate seat first.

Thunder Road is a comedy?

We’re all naked under our costumes.

Same goes for Miami.

Needs a “CHEWBACCA SOUND” at the drop.

Don’t ever forget Schlappy was a leader of the Brooks Brothers riot in Florida which essentially stopped the recount and handed the election to George Bush. He’s a real piece of shit.

Why anyone ever gives a single shit about what any op-ed columnist writes is beyond me.