Diet Fudge is a great band name.

Disney, at the end of the day, is a for-profit business, so from their standpoint, that makes quite a bit of sense.

+1

This is a Correct Take.

You are correct, but you don’t come off sounding great in your version of this story.

Exactly. As soon as the whole “There’s a trillion dollars worth of various minerals in that there asteroid” business started up, it’s only a matter of time. A hundred years? Possibly, but it’s also been less than 50 years since we went into moon in the first place. We are absolutely going.

Great, great documentary. Highly recommended.

Also, no autopilot?

Is it not:

Exactly. Which is why *SPOILER* Yoda tells Luke that learning from failure is how we ultimately succeed. That’s the whole point of this movie.

The first time I ever got my ass handed to me in the Gawker comments section was when I used “irregardless” in a comment.

I do this, but with the Waitresses’ “Christmas Wrapping.” I can usually make it to December 20-21 or so without hearing it.

+1 “Failure Bowl”

Case in point; LCD Soundsystem is playing three nights at the Fillmore in Philadelphia starting tomorrow. Tickets for the tour are impossible to get in New York, but with the purchase of a $20 round trip bus ticket, you can get a face ticket on Stubhub ($56~) and see them down there.

Don’t listen to the haters. This is a good comment.

There’s one in Woodside, Queens as well.

I have....so many of these things already. Damn you Kinja Deals!!!!

I have....so many of these things already. Damn you Kinja Deals!!!!

As will plastic. And nobody cares about passing their best plastic utensils down through the generations.

Does she fuck the fish guy? That’s all we care about.

If Joe Namath is a Hall of Famer, Eli is a Hall of Famer.