Hi Bono!

Biden should run because he can win. All these esoteric arguments about which white guy doesn’t blow enough sunshine up your ass are meaningless unless the Democrats actually win something.

And half the time, it involves guns!

You must be fun at parties.

Right here? This is good Kinja.

Because what’s better than a cool, refreshing glass of sesame seeds, right?

That Uma clip wasn’t from the red carpet, it was from the press day for the play.

Counterpoint: Watch all of Chef. It’s a good movie.

The 2001 Yankees disagree.

I am the rare New Yorker who will actually defend Sbarro’s, but is it out there in the rest of the country? I thought it was just a Northeast thing, and also at some of this country’s shittier airports.

Exactly. Lee actually thought it would be a good idea to invade Pennsylvania!

The fact that the CSA was in it as long as they were is due largely to General McClellan not wanting to have the Union Army not actually fight anywhere. That all changed when Lincoln handed control to Grant.

Lee was a colonel in the US Army before the war. The CSA poached him and gave him a promotion. He was the best they had, and he wasn’t even close to the top of the best of the Union army.

“...how many people, maybe, the two of you historians know, how many southerners didn’t side with the South? Not many, right, not many, at least during the war”

Not all heroes....

I held off on buying one of these things at full price since I knew you guys would let me know the next time they went on sale. Puchase completed.

I held off on buying one of these things at full price since I knew you guys would let me know the next time they…

#adulting

Did everyone bring their pants-shitting pants?

I’ve always wanted to visit Japan, but I have a serious seafood/fish allergy (I’m fine being around it, I just can’t eat it). Are there enough chicken/beef options to keep me fed?

Oh I get it. It’s a Woody Allen movie with worse cinematography.