Hi, white jam band enthusiast here. Having been whipped in the face by the “dreadlocks” of many a trustafarian during various shows, I can tell you that every time I see a white person (male or female) trying to pull this look off, it never looks right. And most of the time, it just seems like these folks are just…

Not shooting anyone saves the most lives.

As soon as I heard the words, “And I’m an avid sportsman,” come out of Ryan’s mouth, I audibly retched.

Remember, the David H. Koch Theater (yes, of the Koch brothers) sits directly across the plaza from David Geffen Hall in Lincoln Center, and is the home of the New York City Ballet.

This is a deep cut. +1.

That’s good grandparenting.

Kick the Beastie Boys OUT of the Hall? That’s daft.

I see Phish was once again not nominated, even though they have been eligible for the past three years. Glad the Meters got a nomination though. They should absolutely make it in.

Is it canon that Mario is now completely hairless below the chin?

Is it canon that Mario is now completely hairless below the chin?

19 brave Americans died keeping the commies out of Grenada.

Except if you’re gay or want an abortion.

“Fuck you.”

WHAT HAPPENED ON DAY FOUR?!?!?!?!?

They left Kap off because they were worried it would cut into newsstand sales.

It works on two levels!

I’d vote for him.

The only part of the FDR statue that should be taken down is that ridiculous blanket that is wrapped around him so as to not show off his wheelchair. Next you’re going to tell me we need to get rid of Fala (the dog, left) too!

You guys know this was a comedy bit, from a comedy show, and not, like a TED Talk, right?

Here’s the thing. What’s great about America is you can say whatever crazy-ass thing you want to, and you know the government won’t show up at your house at 2AM to disappear you forever. HOWEVER, the flip side of that great right is that you actually have to defend what you’re saying. You want to be a Nazi? Go ahead,…

This guy gets it.