If Arpaio accepts the pardon, he is acknowledging his guilt. As in, “By accepting this pardon, I agree that I am guilty of the crime I have been convicted of. I am 100% guilty.”

The players couldn’t get a drink at the table!

Yep. And trying to train like a Navy SEAL for some reason.

Thanks, I know what Oxfam is.

This is the Nazi version of the 72 virgins.

Your nephew should consider asking an adult about geopolitics and macro- vs. micro- economics. Perhaps that adult can also explain what the “produce of agriculture” is as well.

Mets fan here. Yes I do remember that. And I remember laughing in the face of anybody who said that out loud to me. I knew they would all get hurt, and nobody listened to me! Nobody!

Jesus. Let’s all take a step back and do 30 seconds of research here. It looks like she withdrew her name from consideration at the last minute.

Great article, but I just wanted to say that you guys should hire Jeb full time and make that motherfucker write more.

Bernie Madoff was a hero to several communities before all the...unpleasantnesss. Joe Paterno was a hero to thousands before the...unpleasantness. Robert E. Lee was a hero to many people before...Do you see what I’m going for here? Lee was a traitor to the United States. Any attempt to rehabilitate his image flies in…

Football is barbaric and people are finally starting to catch on. Of course, they (the NFL or ESPN) can’t blame the product, so they blame the consumer.

Clinton’s message was simply, “It’s my turn.”

Yes, if only the Democrats could come up with some kind of contract...with America.

Don’t get me wrong. The commission is an absolute disgrace. But were there any positive emails?

Rosenthal on Deadspin would be The Shit.

The players have to not only strike, they have to be willing to say, “This year there will be no football. At all. Maybe next year.” Make the NFL really feel it. Sure the owners might try to go the scab route, but that might be the thing that makes the average fan finally say, “I’ve got something better to do today…

Go back and read the first sentence of this article again.

I think the really underreported part of this is that these two geniuses had at least one volume of an encyclopedia lying around.

“But....but...knives!”

And that reason is so the United States would not have to pay to maintain a standing army because able-bodied white male citizens would support their local militia.