Is Jesus Christ an elite quarterback? Does he have what it takes to win in the National Football League?

Every time I pack a suit, I refer back to this video.

Apparently every time Yogi saw Rachel Robinson, they would greet each other with, “He was out!” “He was safe!”.

Oh, I almost burnt my hand on this #hotfuckingtake right here.

This might be the most helpful thing I’ve ever seen on the internet. Thank you Jolie.

I just want to make sure we didn’t miss this Hucka-gem:

Moron.

I’ll just leave this here.

Kim Cumms? Really?

That is a hot fucking take is what that is!

There’s no such thing as a former Marine.

This seems more like death from gravity than a pot cookie.

You must love Daredevil then.

It looks like the cat is talking.

I like you. You get a star.

Ok, ok. I’ll get off your lawn.

He’s old and rich AND DIDN’T EVEN WORK FOR HIS MONEY! God I hate him so much.

They can’t stop you. They can act like they can stop you, but they can’t. Just because they’ve got an earpiece doesn’t mean they can stop traffic. It’s way more your sidewalk than it is theirs.

The butthurt is strong in this one.

I saw it the other night. It is somehow even crazier than you think it could be. And Fire Guitar guy actually makes sense in context.