Unless you canceled cable, they are still getting approximately $6 out of you every month no matter what.

You get all the stars.

So much 90’s!

Wait, when did an Old Fashioned stop being a euphemism for a hand job?

It’s like Hugh Jackman performing as Jean Valjean in Les Mis.

You can see yourself out.

Needs more Ad-Rock.

Step 1: Gather coins.

"But, I generally hate people, especially pot dealers. They are, for the most part, insufferable douches. I let the weed come to me"

Just ignore the guys standing around all wearing new crisp tie-dyes with jean shorts. The newer the shirt, the more likely it is they are cops.

According to NASA:

Well since 99.9% of the time the actors are members of the Screen Actors Guild or AFTRA, they do get paid for their appearances on Letterman or Fallon or what have you. It is a nominal fee, usually something in the $200-$300 range .

California-based visual artist Paul McCarthy?

Great article. More like this please.

Earplugs like a bawse!

The camera guy was checking his focus. Granted, he should have done that before the interview started, but then we wouldn't have this article, would we?

Did he just rhyme threesome with threesome with threesome with threesome?

But where was John Travolta during all this?

"After Scott had determined that Kendall's red flower was, in fact, blooming, they smashed."

Free Marshawn!