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Um, so I take it ‘Spazz’ is not considered offensive in the US? In the UK it’s considered offensive same as ‘Retard’.

As a woman I do have to ask who the hell tells someone they like them and then says they don’t need to respond?! Girl, Maya (Mara?) that’s nuts.

I just tell my single friends that if someone likes you, they like you. No game playing, no waiting 3 days to call. Yes I'm smug married but I dated enough shitty guys to know. It really goes both ways.

Context is photoshopped pic from his trip to Alaska, as far as I know.

I enjoyed The Island. That was actually the best movie Michael Bay ever made (I realize that’s not saying much, but it was pretty good.)

For a second there I thought she sorta looked like Chloe when she was in Kids.

I feel like that's the actual story here, right? This Amazon bit is a side show.

This is very sad but there's nothing legitimate about suing Amazon here.

She should also sue Time Warner for providing internet to the school that gave Arya access to Amazon. Also she should sue Apple for making laptops that Arya used to go on Amazon. Sue everyone! That will make everything right again.

1.) Is it legal to sell cyanide? I can’t seem to find any indication that it’s not legal.

WHAT

I can only hope this racist bitch doesn’t make her child feel less than for having *gasp* BROWN SKIN!!!!

That’s what I do: When I want to see Americans speaking English, I go to a kebab shop.

Perhaps it is time

It’s an automatic lose when you bring up ‘purple people.’ Just sayin’...

The cheese in my fridge right now:

Currently in my fridge: a really good English sharp cheddar, a lesser cheddar, gruyere, mozzarella, parmesan (the real stuff), 3 kinds of gouda, oudendijk, tete de moine, fleuron de bruges, chimay, st albray, brie, and wynendale. This is below average for us. I live in Belgium where excellent cheese is plentiful and…

Judge Brown concurs.

FACTS ARE THE DARKEST SHADE