Yes, they are owned by the same parent conglomerate. Both branches are in the same business of making money. To add more complexity, there are many local “Fox News” affiliates, that don’t have the right-slant of the national news channel.

Please go away.

I love how Scalia put this in a 2002 essay (unrelated to marriage rights) about the obligations of a public servant when their job duties conflict with their beliefs: “He has, after all, taken an oath to apply the laws and has been given no power to supplant them with rules of his own. Of course if he feels strongly…

She looks like the meanest, most hate filled person I’ve seen lately.

I’m not gonna pretend I really understand what she’s saying... but if she has nothing to say about feminism, I’m glad she didn’t say anything. Not everyone has to be, or should be, a spokesperson for feminism.

I posted below, but it’s in the greys. I was at that Benihana in June, and our chef told us that Tori was walking between two grills, where the chefs usually stand and where all the employees specifically tell people NOT to walk.

In a way, I get her mentality. I would rather spend my time binge watching makeup tutorials and reading about space (I literally have the newest Maclean’s issue which has a feature on it on my lap, about to be read) than feminist issues, but I unfortunately, I live in a world where there still exists a need for them…

She just wants to get high by the beach

If I was famous, I would be so irritating to interviewers. Any question which I felt uncomfortable answering, I’d just say “I don’t think I know enough about the subject to give you an informed answer.” And I say that to bunches of questions. I’d be known as the most uninformed celebrity out there.

But, honestly, that’s fine with me. I don’t really need Lana Del Rey to spend significant chunks of her time discussing social issues.

Dick burns on your rug?

I know its ridiculous, I just texted her asking for a picture so if I get a response I’ll post it I promise.

My moms best friend keeps a toddler sized one in her back seat because “she likes the company” mind you the woman has a fully grown daughter so its not like she doesn’t have children. the damn thing has a straw hat and everything, I hate it.

• Tom Hardy might choose Bond. [VF]

How the fuck Tori spelling get close enough to the hibachi grill to fall on it and burn herself??

Man, we be adults now. That’s like having a full bar in your basement and deciding to fish an O’Doul’s out of the fridge instead.

i can't explain it but she gives me so much life

Have you seen the new Selena Gomez video? Its complete Lana Del Rey rip off.

Lana is a literal godess who Nicki, Taylor, Beyonce, Rihanna, and Katy should fall down and worship. She makes better pop music than everyone Jezebel hypes (and everyone Jezebel hates). We are not worthy of her.