llama-del-rey
Llama Del Rey
llama-del-rey

No problem! Let me know if you need any advice about food or shows or bars (my three main passions).

Ew I really don’t miss that humidity! But Lake Michigan and being able to go for a dip when it’s way too hot...that I do miss.

The thing with London is that it’s always going to be pretty busy because this city is so stuffed with people, but it’s different being surrounded by locals! Do make sure to not go during school holidays or half term, as they call it here, because everywhere will be full of yelling children. Just do a quick google for

I don’t really hate the tube most of the time- I’m kind of a transit nerd and I don’t mind being cramped. But when it gets so, so hot during summer and everyone starts to smell...it’s just not pleasant.

He’s wrong, they don’t just do air conditioning improperly- they don’t do it at ALL. I have not yet been in a residential flat or house in London with AC. But other than the one time I lived above a Subway whose bread ovens would heat my floor up from below, I’ve never missed it, because it really never gets that hot.

You are a braver woman that I; I’ll wear a gigantic coat in July if I need it to stay warm. Summer here means the tube literally turns into the devil’s furnace, so the heat wave is only nice for a funemployed student like me!

Well, the Reddit post seemed to imply that it was the tugging and pulling effect of a wipe that would cause wrinkles later on. But that’s easy to say when you’ve not got actual raccoon under eye bags that need to be plastered over with concealer! If it came off easily, it wouldn’t be doing its job...

Living in London now makes me slightly nostalgic for unbearably muggy Chicago days. We’ve had a few days over 80 this summer, and while my partner retreats into an ice bath I like to find the nearest patch of grass and catch whatever sun I can! In general, hot weather means chilling out as much as I can- not going

I really have never bought into summer/winter tones. My dark brick and berry reds look better with my slightly tan summer skin, while bright pinks and peaches brighten up cold days!

Wait, which one beat her? I feel out of the loop for not knowing that!

I’ve also seen him put forward some really problematic opinions about trans people- in an interview, he refused to apologise for the ‘she-mail’ gag on Drag Race and basically said that trans people enjoyed making themselves victims.

Sigh. This went round Jezebel a while ago. I am not defending him IN THE SLIGHTEST because this is still creep behaviour, but St. Andrews is a university for people 18+, and the age of consent in the UK is 16, so it’s really, really unlikely he’s finding anyone underage there. Way too young for him, naive,

As a current UK resident with a current UK partner, we call it shagging in everyday conversation, fucking in dirty talk, and various silly words in silly talk. Shagging is a good one though, it’s kind of casual and playful without the intensity that ‘fucking’ implies.

I’m 22, younger than him. He looks 12.

Just a gross troll, dismiss :-(

It doesn’t smudge if you stick to chaste little pecks, which appears to be all they do...

‘Send It Up’ by Kanye West because a.) I genuinely love the track and b.) the irony of “we can send this bitch up, it can’t come down” would soften the blow of inevitable death.

Are we completely sure that Chelsea isn’t a Broad City character who has gained sentience and entered the real world? She CAN’T be an actual human. No one talks like that.

I live in London, and I try to hit up the brilliant, free museums fairly regularly. The last time I was in the British Museum, I was horrified to see several - several! - young children trying to climb the large Egyptian artifacts and people of all ages pawing at sculptures in their selfies. I’ll be so angry if they

Me! Me too! I don’t comment too often but when I do, I’m full of wit and lipstick recommendations!