Get out me car.

Trump wants that Godfather scene so bad, the one with folks kissing his ring. He’s got it from Christie, from Gentle Ben, from lil’ Marco, and many of the other asshat candidates that ran. That Cruz won’t gives Trump an enemy that will make him seethe. If Trump wins he’ll have Cruz & his sycophants working daily to…

I’m having a strange moment in which I agree with both Ted Cruz and the rest of the attendees of the RNC - Ted Cruz for not supporting Drumpf, and the rest of the attendees for booing Ted Cruz because that’s my immediate involuntary response upon seeing Ted Cruz’s face.

He’s giving me Crispin Glover from Charlie’s Angels vibes.

God, I’m gonna sound like an asshole, and I’m not trying to be. But the quote is actually “a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds” and hating/not supporting Donald Trump is the furthest thing from foolish.

Now in every other way, Ted Cruz is a diaper pail fire of epic proportions. And your hashtag is…

Eva Longoria is a legitimate activist and deserves credit for the underrepresented causes she champions (such as improving working conditions for farm workers).

Same pledge that Trump said he had no intention of honoring if he didn't win.

It is the first and only time I've ever sided with Cruz. At least he's being honest and consistent, unlike everyone else in the party.

I’ve never said this before and I’ll never say this again...

Democrats better take the opportunity to actually put together a decent convetion to put this shit to rest. It seems like anything that isn’t this

Last night was dramatic! Between ted cruz’s non endorsement, Laura Ingraham’s nazi salute, and Mike Pence being almost kissed by Trump, i was cackling all night! Is this how we make America America again?

How long until an actual riot breaks out? This is one high-strung crowd with a lot of anger issues, and if they weren't white, they would have been tear gassed by now.

It’s okay, I’ve seen this before. Turned out it was just a bad dream.

More fun!

I know! I still shudder every time I see him, can’t help it, but he pissed off a whole room of Republicans by asking them to vote their consciences. Odd how fast they understood this could not be an endorsement of Trump.

This is definitely true. Cruz gets the prize for the most consistent awfulness, without compromise or apology. That they let him speak for half an hour in prime time while he basically announced the parameters of his candidacy for 2020 is really mind-gobbling.

Jesus Christ on a cracker, isn’t this shit show done yet??