Are they putting KFC franchises on airplanes? I mean someone had to buy it somewhere and carry it through security. Maybe it’s just a perk of being a vice-presidential candidate.

KFC oven is so coming to the White House.

“Mikey did you get the cole slaw ? I love the cole slaw”

Are they watching Trump on the TV behind them?!?! Sweet god....

Feinberg! Awesome!

Thousands of people are talking about it. I heard he was dancing in the street after the last NAMBLA meeting. Lots of people say they witnessed it. Sad!

No doubt a smoke screen to hide Trump’s reported NAMBLA donations. I am not saying these reports true. People are asking the questions, though.

Yeah, but Mike Pence always looks like that. He’s got a face like a puckered anus (not a nice, relaxed one).

I started reading this and thought “wait a minute what site am I on?” I looked at the URL to see The Concourse on Deadspin. My heart stopped as I scrolled up to find the author. Ashley Feinberg! Gawker still exists! You just have to look a little harder to find its pieces.

Drake’s already parodies himself:

This is so meta. It’s a corny Canadian who ironically danced liked a corny white dad being parodied by a corny Canadian.

And kidnappers will have a hell of a time holding on to him.

What’s the URL? Earning power is pretty low in Tonga. Let’s help him out.

He has a funding page with a goal of 100,000. It has been up for over four months and the thankful and generous people of Tonga have responded patriotically to the tune of 6200.

Because the mosquitoes were all like “dayum!”

My goodness, that is one tasty Pita.