can you BELIEVE these two didnt last?

Fame without money’s gotta be a bitch. As a great poet once said...

I don’t think it’s weird.

EVERY TIME I catch a student plagiarizing they use this EXACT same line about accidentally giving me a “draft.” A “draft” is defined as “a preliminary version of a piece of writing,” not a series of cut-and-pasted excerpts from other people’s writing!

Literally every source I see on this story talks about how the speechwriter was a ‘former ballerina’ as if that has some relevance. It’s really weird. She’s been ghost-writing Trump books for over a decade according to her brief Wikipedia page... which doesn’t even mention ballet. I mean do we call Harrison Ford a…

She retweeted this:

KATY COMIN IN HOT.

Woman writes hit song. Declines to take credit for it until conspiracy theories/obvious logic leads fans/tabloids to the story. Confirms it in one very straightforward sentence because she feels no obligation to protect the fiction she and her ex-boyfriend spun about it. Deserves credit. Did write song.

I may prefer the musical passion of Baby Gosling.

Yes. I’m tempted to actually clutch my pearls. Although I’d have to find them first.

Exactly, for that reason I would prefer to be the ham sandwich on the left if given the choice. Less guesswork for the hubster and whatnot.

What is the “Lord GUATEMALAN”? I am imagining a Q’uq’umatz-like feathered serpant.

That tweet is vulgar. And I don’t type that lightly.