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There is no way that Apocalypse can be the worst X-Men movie as long as The Wolverine exists. Or The Last Stand. I’n not sure which one sucks more. Days of Future Past made me a very happy camper when they retconned TLS out of continuity.

It’s weird for me to read that Gilbert Grape is an abuser.

You’re not kidding. Mr. Werner is a keeper because he gets up a few minutes before me every morning to check my tire pressure and oil. I don’t need a damned island. (I could use a less shitty car, though.)

This needs to go to Shade Court, because I’m just not sure at all.

Forget about these clowns, CHRISSY TEIGEN POSTED A VIDEO OF THEIR CUTE CUTE BAAAAAAAAABY

There was a study a couple years ago that when people have faces that are very symmetrical but very even in features, other people acknowledge the beauty when they see pictures of them but cannot remember their faces later. Apparently, it actually helps to have ever so slightly distinguishing/unusual features like

I was testing for lactose intolerance. Luckily I passed and can eat all the cheese I want.

You're a stronger person than I am. I would die without cheese.

I have to agree!! I’m on a little island, in a cabin in front of a roaring fire....there’s thunder and lightening outside, and here I am cackling away at poor old Johnny Depp’s divorce when I should be reading Howards End or some other good novel. If the internet goes out, I’m fucked.

Life without cheese is not worth living.

Ugh. No. No pigs. Pigs will eat an entire human, bones and all. They have beady eyes. I got trapped in a bathroom by a pig at a party and had to climb out the window. Fuck pigs.

Christ. They’re all big. Pigs get huge. Potbellies at 200 pounds are the small ones. There’s no such thing as “micro” or “teacup” pigs - they’re not real, existing breeds. They are simply some small individual potbellied pigs, usually because they’ve been starved - either way this, however, is not normal. Any supposed

Every time I see Amber Heard I’m completely surprised by what she looks like. I can’t keep the memory of her face in my mind. I don’t confuse her with anyone else and she’s certainly good-looking — but she’s completely unmemorable to me. I have googled to see if she's ever been a brunette or redhead. Is she a

“I’m not just a child star. And I’m not just someone’s sister. And I’m not just a teen mom.”

Kylie Jenner is still driving the car that she gave Tyga to give her.

I’ve got your bitchy overreaction right here, numbnuts

Dude, can you please remove that damn link to pigs for sale?! For f*cks sake, let’s not encourage idiots who think it sounds fun for 5 seconds to have a pig! There’s actually a growing number of pigs entering animal shelters and once former pets being sold at auction for slaughter after the dumb humans who bought them

Yes, let’s debate without the female front-runner and then ironically donate the proceeds to “women’s health issues or something.”