Really, really?

I like that these changes were made over 25 years ago too....like whose still mad about aerosol hairspray?

Now see, I can get behind Drumpf on this one. If he really wants to sit in his airtight apartment, use hairspray with CFCs, and never ever leave so they don’t spread, I say who are we to stop him?

The thing that cracks me up is you can absolutely buy aerosol hairspray. The CFCs have been replaced with less dangerous compounds that work EXACTLY THE SAME in terms of propellant value. Trump just knows his audience is legit mad at science, which is weird, given how many of them must know someone with black lung…

Maybe his apartment does have a perfect seal preventing his hairspray from entering the environment; Trump breathing in those chemicals every day would certainly explain a lot.

Donald Trump - Not even as smart as Andy Dwyer

Funny. He get’s a facial tattoo to show his love for God.

You mean like Gucci Mane’s tat?

The moles I know look cuter.

OMG IS THAT THE GAY EYE??

In an attempt to prevent women from having access to birth control and abortions, Justin Bieber’s mother, Pattie Mallette, pointed to her son as an example of how awesome “unexpected” kids can be. I disagree. Her son is a ringing endorsement for abortions given away free with the purchase of a 7-11 Slurpee.

Ancient wisdom: never have a tattoo where the judge can see it.

My ex-husband (whom I have a child with and haven’t spoken to in years) apparently went crazy and now has the crown logo from Budweiser tattooed on his face. So I’d say I made a good decision in leaving him.

Pretty sure Jesus, a very religious Jew, would point the Biebs to Leviticus 19:28.

Looks like a tiny teardrop tattoo. Thought he had killed a really small insect or something.

Killed someone in jail for Jesus tattoo! Good one!

It’s funny how “Christians” get gaudy Jesus tattoos when the same book of the Bible that justifies their homophobia also calls tattoos an abomination.