I don’t understand that mindset at all. Are celebrities not allowed to be off the clock? If someone started harrassing me on my day off to put together some spreadsheets I might even become violent

“We paid for you.”

no it’s America and we paid for you

Dude, you paid for a movie ticket/cable and received a movie/tv show. End of contract.

A) It is the bitterness of slavery and we eat it to remember our time in the land of Egypt, before God led us from bondage with an outstretched arm.

In honor of the upcoming holiday, here is some horseradish for Kasich to shove up his gentile tuches.

I desperately wanted to take out a red pen, x through the paragraph, and demand that she produce a topic sentence and three supporting statements, followed by a concluding sentences. Also consider learning about transitions.

Right? It seems to me like she said, Oh I’d never say anything like this, and then proceeded to say the same thing all over again.

I’m confused. Was that supposed to be Charlize clearing up any confusion over her obnoxious statements to GQ? Cuz her clarification was pretty stupid, too. Which leads me to believe overall she’s a bit of a jerk.

One of these days, some person will say some insensitive shit about race, and won’t include the hypothetical green and/or purple people in their sorry-not-sorry, or just not-sorry in this case, response and I’ll think to myself, “Progress!”

I bet people means Sean Penn, but he asked her, like, 12 times because he was kind of drunk and forgot he asked two days earlier.

Charlize = worlds worst problems

Charlize, Bae. Being an eight foot tall gorgeous supermodel is not a curse. Deal with it.

Do we need to be posting stuff about identifiable children who aren’t public figures on the internet?

Here ya go - reopening soon after a water main burst flooded it a couple years ago.

“Danny Miller / Danny Partridge: He’s Back and Fat”

The Ginger Drunk Twat Called Angus would be 100% correct, except that my name is not Angus. Apparently my other half really is out there... *single tear rolls down smiling cheek*