Sandra Aayyy founded the club. Samantha Bee wants in but they keep telling her the wrong address

You’re splitting some pretty dumb hairs here. People make arguments all the time in that form to distance themselves from their own argument and create plausible deniability

‘The superhero movie matured’

Aka the bush years

Rudy’s just another tough on crime jerkoff who busted minorities heads and kowtowed to white cops. He didn't clean up shit. And Times Square sucks now and everyone in NY hates it

So the next thing is you see if you can buy an old grody Jeep and get it to roadworthiness for less than 299.50, right?

Man your writing makes no sense. It’s a convoluted trainwreck of digressions and asides. You are massively overusing parentheses and em dashes. Clean it up!

Ugh could you be a more boring loser

I rank Frozen 2 higher because of how completely bonkers it got in the 2nd half, like just deranged acid-trip camp. Plus they worked in a lot of symbolic pro-LGBT stuff in Elsa’s journey. I guess it’s Disney so they don’t want to be explicit about it but there was a lot of conversation on that topic before it came out…

Knives Out was corny and stupid and by far his worst movie

I actually think the semantics are crucial here. If I’m not tripping, ‘cutting the cord’ was an actual thing in the early aughts where people would legit drop television from their life and make an effort to be less of a couch potato. Then streaming came along and streaming companies co-opted the sentiment into a…

I’ve complained about this before and I’ll do it again: using the phrase ‘cutting the cord’ implies you’ve done something significant to improve your life, and you’ve done no such thing. Now you’re paying a handful of corporations for their streaming services instead of paying one for a cable bundle and still watching…

First Row Sports

After the Marvel 'shared universe' are there others? I literally can't think of one. Are you talking about like when a tv character shows up on a different show?

No way. There's nothing more boring in life than listening to actors/comedians/musicians just talk as themselves. 

Me, shamefully: “Stacy Dash”

DOLPHINS AREN’T FISH

Get a suitcase full of heroin and methamphetamines, steal every album and listen to them all in order as loudly as possible without stopping or sleeping. Do it again and turn it up. Set your house on fire and dance with the flames, laughing maniacally. Then tea.

The guns okay but I read a fair bit of Thompson back in the day and don’t remember anything about Howard Roark or racial slurs except maybe when he's putting words in the mouth of screeching right-wingers. 

The Ride by Tim Krabbe