TOO MANY WORDS

756,000 would be the most likely total based on the most likely roll times 216,000, but the actual total is more than likely NOT that, as 756,001, 755,999 etc are almost equally likely. As you get farther above and below 756,000 the probability of each individual solution would drop slightly, but there’s no way the exa…

I thought it was hilarious. Not because I’m a Pats fan or because I get off on OLD SCHOOL FOOTBAW bullshit, but just because all anybody could talk about all year was how the Rams and Chiefs were REVOLUTIONIZING football, as if no one had ever thought of SCORING A LOT OF POINTS before. The highest scoring offense in…

Hamilton, anything cow-based or -related is disgusting and morally indefensible. Almond and/or coconut yogurt are the only reasonable arguments. 

this guy gets it

I’ve been using computers my whole life and I have no idea what the F keys are for. The only thing they ever do is put me in full-screen when I accidentally hit one. Fuck all of them.

The Bears have been around forever for no reason at all. They lucked into one good year 40 years ago and other than that haven’t been relevant since the league was made up of them, seven teams called the Pottsville Maroons, and the Cardinals. They had their chance in the big leagues and BLEW IT. CONTRACT! (Honestly…

Socialism doesn't actually mean anything to them. It's the first thing you said that's important

Christ you're a windy motherfucker. I hope you got a few A's in school for all that faux-intellectual bloviating because it's not much good anywhere else. 

Countries take many roads to totalitarianism, and to state-sponsored mass murder, my guy.

“Do you REALLY think that’s going to happen?

This is some important truth that I don’t see said enough. There are multiple investigations ongoing in multiple districts. He’s guilty of something, lots of things. We know the general outlines - Russia, NY real estate, international money laundering, campaign finance violations and profiting off the office of the…

This guy needs to get off Reagan's dick, he was a dumb racist too. 

What the fuck’s up with these people who use ellipses like this?

I love how in quarterback-world an extra 3 million dollars a year is ‘slightly more’

Because he almost certainly committed, and continues to commit, impeachable crimes and should be held accountable. Pence is irrelevant to that. 

NYC rules, the suburbs suck and everywhere else is worse.

Fuck both those things. It takes like five minutes tops to do the dishes and I drop my laundry off at the laundromat LESS than five minutes away and get it back cleaner and better folded than I could ever do it.

Until fairly recently the Royal Family WAS the state. A Royal Family is a fundamentally absurd thing, an antiquated historical throwback, but Britain has done a better job than most of turning this historical eccentricity to their advantage by morphing it into a profitable sideshow, a kind of avatar for the collective…

Actually Great Britain makes money off the hereditary property of the Royal Family, and has for a couple hundred years: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finances_of_the_British_royal_family