So the two guys holding the towel clearly just held it taught enough so Cormier could push down on it with exactly 1.2 pounds of pressure without it giving. How is that a legal weigh in?

I mean it’s not a big deal, but your roommate was fucking that guy, you do realize that right?

Wow....the ol’ gender wage gap argument again. Remind me again why I am not strictly hiring women and saving myself over 20% on my single biggest line item expense?

Watchin’ stuff is what Saturdays are all about.

The Democratic Party is reviewing this strategy for the 2018 midterms. Unfortunately so far they have yet to agree on the make and model of the overturned car.

I can’t star your comment because it has 69 right now, but know that I (and probably many others) am starring it in my heart.

Why didn’t the guy kick it harder?

The other Bulls fan here.....I will sign.

Love Actually

Note to Self:

I appreciate her commitment to actually sending letters. Like that’s some old school, “I’m gonna put a stamp on it” racism that you rarely see anymore.

All physical and eyewitness testimony shows that the “gentle giant being murdered” story was complete bullshit from the start, but you’re trying to convince people who are going to go through all sorts of mental gymnastics to keep their “white men are evil” narrative.

Michael brown was shot to death after he charged a police officer, which happened after Brown assaulted the officer in his car and tried to reach for his gun, according to multiple African American eye witnesses. The case caused an outcry when Brown’s friend lied through his teeth and said Brown did nothing wrong and…

Damn you, Yoko.

I’m sure it’s not the first time one participant has tried to mount another at Westminster.

I have some news, you might want to sit down for this...

For Honor learning Curve

Watching the Super Bowl in a non-party setting for the first time this year (just me and the wife) - what should we eat?

Are you indirectly telling us your new ownership/management is demanding this ridiculous inclusion of politics into Jalopnik...that your hznds are tied? Or, is it that you and Orlove can’t exist without inserting politics into auto journalism?

Just because politics are all around us doesnt mean you have to wright about them. The reason why politics are getting involved with what we love is because people like you get them involved. Just stop. Please just stop