We just let them secede, then we’ll cut off the water at the Rockies and send it in trucks to Flint.

I can’t be the only one who thought this thread title meant this dude died IRL and somehow influenced a game.

“Who in the hell is this Democrat-come-lately to scold Democrats on all they’ve done wrong?”

The Iceman cometh.

I find it hilarious that despite the fact that plane is sitting in the ground, someone chocked the wheel.

I think you’re being pretty harsh on Hamilton.

You just described Nick Denton

The dealership should just run a promo that you get to hit a salesman with a golf club with every purchase.

Running around shooting people who wrong you is for amateurs. Real men beat the shit out of you with a golf club.

Yeah, thanks Obama!

I mean I get pretty mad at those advertisements too...

You do not joke about giving away free shit to old people in Florida and expect to survive.

Harbaugh is just a growing boy who enjoys the simple things in life like milk and oranges. Cut the man some slacks.

What about kids whose sisters are in a 17 year feud and refuse to celebrate any holidays together so we have to have 2 separate Christmases 45 miles apart every year?

What if it’s a coed cop? Death penalty?

I would’ve gone with a ‘rumpus.’

+1 word of the day calendar

The police report mentions a “fracas?” Looks like Officer Jones couldn’t find a job using his English degree either. I know that feeling.

You can’t renew patents. That’s the entire spirit of a patent. In exchange for publishing an invention (which is required to apply for patent protection) you gain a limited term ownership of licensing rights for the invention, after which the invention becomes public domain. AS Danjal87 noted, in some industries it’s…